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 *** PLEASE NOTE ***
Scorching (explicit) sex scenes. Fire extinguisher highly recommended.
*** The No Weddings Series Release Dates ***
No Weddings ~ Sep 8th
One Funeral ~ Sep 29th
Two Bar Mitzvahs ~ Oct 20th
Three Christmases ~ Nov 17th
EXCERPT: Â ONE FUNERAL
We stepped out into the main room, which was done up just like a funeral viewing, from the spray of flowers at the front to the rows of uncomfortable-looking chairs. And of course, there was a huge ornate cross up on the dais, but then again, we were in a church.
Okay, this isnât so bad. Itâs a funeral.
After a quick scan of the room, I saw Cade. He looked miserable until the moment his gaze locked onto mine. Then he dropped his head, slumping in shame.
I burst out laughing.
Drawn to him, I crossed the room without a second thought. âNice tie.â
He tugged at the bright collar at his neck, grumbling, âDonât forget the cummerbund.â
âThatâs nothing. Look at me.â I plucked at the shiny, pink fabric. âIsnât this the most ghastly thing ever to be called a dress? Itâs a monstrosity in taffeta.â
He backed up a step, making a show of visually drinking in my entire body from head to toe. âI donât know, Maestro. All I see is a burlap bag.â His eyes flickered with heat. âAnd petticoats.â
My legs bounced with sudden excitement, and I forced air out of my lungs on a slow exhale. Cade did things to meâheated, body-rocking, mind-spinning thingsâand I wanted unlimited amounts of that kind of medicine tonight.
How ironic. I wanted some of Cadeâs wild-and-crazy to calm me.
âI need you tonight, Cade. This wholeâ âI gestured frantically to my outfit, then hisâ âgetup is freaking me out a little.â
He put firm hands on my shoulders, staring hard at me. âA little?â
I thought about the great strides Iâd made in therapy and how what I believed became reality. I was stronger than a bridesmaid dress. Iâd learned how to separate my present from my past in therapy, and there was no way I was going to let all of that progress unravel now.
Tonight, in a bright pink bridesmaid dress, I made a vow to myself to enjoy the present moment.
I tilted my head and shook it. âNo, Iâm okay. Even if what Iâm wearing is a travesty.â
He pulled me closer and held me against his solid chest, wrapping his arms around me. âBut I liked the whole âI need youâ part. What if I never leave your side tonight? Would that help?â
I nodded.
âDone.â He pulled back. âSo to clarify the details, if I have to lift and hold your petticoats while you pee, will you lift and hold something when itâs my turn?â Wicked eyes glittered down at me.
I gaped. âYou are not lifting anything of mine while I pee.â
âBut Iâm never leaving your side tonight.â
I cast him a sidelong glance, grumbling, âWhat did I just agree to?â
He chuckled, flagging down a waiter who held a tray of filled Champagne glasses. âSomething very interesting from my point of view.â He grabbed two glasses. âHere, drink up. The night is young, and I intend to accompany you to no less than three bathroom trips.â
I jabbed an elbow into his ribs. âPig.â
He coughed until his shoulders shook from laughter.
I swiped a glass from his hand and glared at him while I drank down the liquid courage, not yet caring that it would make his petticoat-lifting wishes come true.
He slid his hands into his pants pockets, rocking back on his heels, as the corners of his lips twitched. âActually, Iâve been told Iâm hung like a horse.â
I sputtered, choking on my Champagne.
He grinned. âCare to confirm?â He chugged his glass, a crime with the ten-dollars-per-swallow Cristal. âIâll keep up with you. Then weâll each fulfill our end of the bargain. Lift and hold. Keep practicing the technique in your mind.â
âI am not holdingâŚthereâs no way Iâm touchingâŚâ
Cade grinned and leaned down, brushing his lips along my jawline. His hot breath fanned an erotic path up the side of my neck until a kiss caressed my ear. âMy massive cock?â
My breaths came in short bursts, my heart racing. All I could think of now was Cadeâs massive cock. And all I wanted to do was see it. Touch it.
I swallowed hard, trying to catch my breath as aching heat pulsed between my legs. When he pulled back, I stared at him. All I could manage was a nod.
What was I nodding to? That yes, I did want to touch it? My thoughts fuzzed.
âThatâs right, Hannah. We both know you want to, now. I hope itâs the only thing you think about all night.â
I forgot everything Iâd been worried about. Oh, I was still stuck in my head all right. But my thoughts had definitely guttered. All I could think about now was petticoat lifting and otherâŚhugeâŚthings. When the waiter went by again, I grabbed another Champagne flute.
Cade barked out a laugh, grabbing another too. He held it up near mine for a private toast. âTo adventures together no matter where we go. Most especially in the bathroom.â
I laughed, shaking my head as we clinked glasses to the most ridiculous toast ever. And yet I couldnât wait for the adventures to begin.
Most especially in the bathroom.
Kat Bastion with Stone BastonÂ
Award-winning and bestselling romance author Kat Bastion has teamed up with her husband Stone Bastion to create the new contemporary romance series No Weddings.
Kat and Stone live amid the beautiful Sonoran Desert of Arizona. Visit their blog atwww.talktotheshoe.com, website at www.katbastion.com, and their Twitter accounts athttps://twitter.com/KatBastion and https://twitter.com/StoneBastion for more information.